Robert Kleimola

Name’s Robert. 6’5”, 285. Yeah, I know—I’m basically a walking refrigerator. Move over Jack Reacher… there’s a new unit in town. Just kidding, I’ve been around since ‘84.” “Acting wasn’t on my radar, but after decades in the service industry, I realized—what’s the difference? We serve up smiles, spin stories, play roles for tips. Honestly? I’ve been acting for years.” “Now for the twist—I’m also a convicted felon. Did a 10-year stint. Young, dumb, made some bad calls. But hey, people grow. I’ve changed. And maybe I’m late to the game, but screw it—let’s go get famous.