Nelis Perez

Oh hey there ?? All my life people have always told me I belong in Hollywood because I’m so dramatic…? Others tell me, “If you weren’t such a terrible singer you’d be on Broadway” (I’m seriously the Beyoncé of karaoke….if Beyoncé was a terrible singer and dazzled drunk folks at her local bar) Truth is, my mom was an actress when I was younger and I always wanted to try my luck too but alas, I went to film school at 18 instead because I look insanely gay (spoiler alert: I am insanely gay) and well I just never thought I’d fit in anywhere but I’m almost 40 so who the eff cares at this point. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ yolo So ? If there’s someone out there looking for a short Spanish-speaking weirdo with great hair, semi-okaaay jokes and awesome good-feels energy… …I’m your gal ????? Ps. I actually became an ER/ICU nurse after I stopped working in the film industry so if you don’t want me for my acting chops, I can provide medical care or be a medical consultant because if I see another oxygen tubing placed incorrectly on a patient of a medical show I’m going to lose my shit. ?