Megan Gilbert

Professional background person with a PhD in blending in (unofficial, but my LinkedIn says "team player," so basically the same thing). Pop culture obsessed, perpetually unimpressed, and fluent in the art of looking naturally busy while doing absolutely nothing. Need someone to convincingly pretend to have a phone conversation? Laugh at a joke no one told? Look vaguely concerned in the distance? Nod thoughtfully while someone explains something boring? I'm your person. Whether you need a corporate drone, a mom juggling too much, a wedding guest who definitely knows the bride, or just someone to fill a seat and look like they belong there—I've been method-acting these roles in real life for years. I show up on time, follow directions like my life depends on it, have mastered the art of "background chatter" that sounds real but says nothing, and promise not to accidentally make eye contact with the camera (unless that's the vibe).